15 Character Meme Answers.
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Frombirgitriddle: How long would it take Auron and The King of All Cosmos to screw in a lightbulb?
If it were only Auron, I imagine that one would only need to show him a lightbulb, show him the appropriate hole, and explain the purpose of changing a lightbulb and he'd have it done within a minute. As a bonus, you'd probably also get some sage pieces of advice and obscure wisdom while he did it.
The problem of course is that he's got the King of All Cosmos with him, and the whole length of time would really depend on his mood. On one hand you could get the taskmaster King of All Cosmos, who would likely give Auron a time limit to create a katamari out of fireflies of the appropriate wattage and then bring the katamari into the appropriate lighting recepticle before time is up or else face the wrath of the LASER EYES OF DOOM! Auron, being a bad-ass and cool under pressure, would of course successfully roll the Katamari, again while dispensing cryptic wisdom. Which the King then interprets as having something to do with pandas.
Or on the other hand, the King of All Cosmos could be in a quite wistful mood, remembering the night that he got drunk and destroyed the entire sky, and desiring a repeat of that moment, repeat the event in the living room, shattering everything around him into quite beautiful pieces. Assuming there was, in fact, an intact lightbulb to be found anywhere, the King of all Cosmos would determine that both the light and the light fixture would be better off rolled into a Katamari and tacked up to the sky as Mars 3.0.
So, averaging the two scenarios...let's just fudge the math a bit and say 10 years.
Fromnan: Oerba Yun Fang and Gippal unexpectedly meet up at a speed dating event.
The bad news is: They're really not each other's type.
The good news is: They both suss this out immediately and therefore move on to making the most of their three minutes.
Highlights include:
*Fang mistaking Gippal's eyepatch as a covering for his (non-existent) l'Cie brand.
*Gippal commenting that someone messed up on Fang's tattoo
*Both of them admiring each others weapons (Go big or go home)
*Possibly also Fang whipping out Bahamut and watching it go gestalt, because if your new friend's an Al Bhed, there's nothing more impressive than whipping out a dragon and having it turn into some kind of machine.
I'm just saying...
Anyway, they're not going to be marking each other down as soulmates or anything but they'll probably exchange numbers and meet up at a bar somewhere and complain about mischievous girlfriends who think sending them to a speed-dating service is a funny prank.
Frommuusu: Peggy Olson, Balthier, and Fukunaga Yuuji go out to dinner. What do they have?
So assuming that we're looking at a restaurant in the U.S. in 2010, and that Peggy Olson has been magically transported from 1965 to 2010 and is not a badass 71-year-old...actually, let's assume that Peggy Olson is a badass 71 year old lady, and is entertaining a young Englishman and a Japanese woman and that these three fine folk are dining out in an urban area.
The first question in this group would be, "Who's paying?" Fukunaga doesn't pay for her meals. The end. Peggy Olson would pay, but things are just so expensive nowadays, and Balthier certainly wouldn't let any woman, old or young, pay for him on a date. It's just not what leading men do. However...despite what Peggy Olson thinks (and because she hasn't been paying attention when her grandkids and grandnieces and nephews playing video games) Balthier is not an Englishman, but from an entirely different world, and as of yet, Gil is not legally convertable into any modern currency, and the sites that do do gil to US dollar conversions are pretty much a rip-off. So what we're looking at is either Peggy pays or they walk out on the check. Probably walk out.
So unless Peggy is actually paying, in which case they go to a cute little nostalgic diner and order hamburgers and fries and dish on the any of the 7 billion people who are less fabulous than them (their booth is NOT an ego-free zone), money really isn't going to be much of a problem and they go to whichever restaurant has a table open. Most likely a high-end New-American type of place.
Peggy has the wild boar with a side of applesauce.
Balthier has the lobster bisque and an orange fennel salad.
Fukunaga has the lamb and an endive salad, dressing on the side.
They escape in the Strahl after the dessert arrives, which is given to Fran, who requested chocolate cheesecake.
- Oerba Yun Fang (FFXIII)
- Kanzaki Nao (Liar Game)
- Auron (FFX)
- Lina Inverse (The Slayers)
- Akiyama Shinichi (Liar Game)
- King of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)
- Peggy Olson (Mad Men)
- Balthier (FFXII)
- Fukunaga Yuuji (Liar Game)
- Ozawa Eriko (BOSS)
- Keladry of Mindelan (Protector of the Small)
- Litheroy (In Nomine)
- Briar Moss (Circle of Magic)
- Daisy Adair (Dead Like Me)
- Gippal (FFX-2)
From
birgitriddle: How long would it take Auron and The King of All Cosmos to screw in a lightbulb?If it were only Auron, I imagine that one would only need to show him a lightbulb, show him the appropriate hole, and explain the purpose of changing a lightbulb and he'd have it done within a minute. As a bonus, you'd probably also get some sage pieces of advice and obscure wisdom while he did it.
The problem of course is that he's got the King of All Cosmos with him, and the whole length of time would really depend on his mood. On one hand you could get the taskmaster King of All Cosmos, who would likely give Auron a time limit to create a katamari out of fireflies of the appropriate wattage and then bring the katamari into the appropriate lighting recepticle before time is up or else face the wrath of the LASER EYES OF DOOM! Auron, being a bad-ass and cool under pressure, would of course successfully roll the Katamari, again while dispensing cryptic wisdom. Which the King then interprets as having something to do with pandas.
Or on the other hand, the King of All Cosmos could be in a quite wistful mood, remembering the night that he got drunk and destroyed the entire sky, and desiring a repeat of that moment, repeat the event in the living room, shattering everything around him into quite beautiful pieces. Assuming there was, in fact, an intact lightbulb to be found anywhere, the King of all Cosmos would determine that both the light and the light fixture would be better off rolled into a Katamari and tacked up to the sky as Mars 3.0.
So, averaging the two scenarios...let's just fudge the math a bit and say 10 years.
From
nan: Oerba Yun Fang and Gippal unexpectedly meet up at a speed dating event.The bad news is: They're really not each other's type.
The good news is: They both suss this out immediately and therefore move on to making the most of their three minutes.
Highlights include:
*Fang mistaking Gippal's eyepatch as a covering for his (non-existent) l'Cie brand.
*Gippal commenting that someone messed up on Fang's tattoo
*Both of them admiring each others weapons (Go big or go home)
*Possibly also Fang whipping out Bahamut and watching it go gestalt, because if your new friend's an Al Bhed, there's nothing more impressive than whipping out a dragon and having it turn into some kind of machine.
I'm just saying...
Anyway, they're not going to be marking each other down as soulmates or anything but they'll probably exchange numbers and meet up at a bar somewhere and complain about mischievous girlfriends who think sending them to a speed-dating service is a funny prank.
From
muusu: Peggy Olson, Balthier, and Fukunaga Yuuji go out to dinner. What do they have?So assuming that we're looking at a restaurant in the U.S. in 2010, and that Peggy Olson has been magically transported from 1965 to 2010 and is not a badass 71-year-old...actually, let's assume that Peggy Olson is a badass 71 year old lady, and is entertaining a young Englishman and a Japanese woman and that these three fine folk are dining out in an urban area.
The first question in this group would be, "Who's paying?" Fukunaga doesn't pay for her meals. The end. Peggy Olson would pay, but things are just so expensive nowadays, and Balthier certainly wouldn't let any woman, old or young, pay for him on a date. It's just not what leading men do. However...despite what Peggy Olson thinks (and because she hasn't been paying attention when her grandkids and grandnieces and nephews playing video games) Balthier is not an Englishman, but from an entirely different world, and as of yet, Gil is not legally convertable into any modern currency, and the sites that do do gil to US dollar conversions are pretty much a rip-off. So what we're looking at is either Peggy pays or they walk out on the check. Probably walk out.
So unless Peggy is actually paying, in which case they go to a cute little nostalgic diner and order hamburgers and fries and dish on the any of the 7 billion people who are less fabulous than them (their booth is NOT an ego-free zone), money really isn't going to be much of a problem and they go to whichever restaurant has a table open. Most likely a high-end New-American type of place.
Peggy has the wild boar with a side of applesauce.
Balthier has the lobster bisque and an orange fennel salad.
Fukunaga has the lamb and an endive salad, dressing on the side.
They escape in the Strahl after the dessert arrives, which is given to Fran, who requested chocolate cheesecake.
