It's actually pretty accurate.... >.>

[dagas_isa]

Because you guys are sickened enough:

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	muusu
flower girl	paradiseloop
best man	rem_sama
bridesmaid	jade_chan
you will have your last fling with	sombrelucian
registrar	raps
secretly wants to marry you themself	taelow
date of the wedding	September 10, 2047
number of times you do it on your wedding night	54
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Over and out.

Comments

[muusu.livejournal.com]

only 54? okay, how many times during the wedding day then? ^^

[sabinae-saga.livejournal.com]

*pokes* I get no love at the wedding? So what am I? The hooker who strips for you at the bachelorette party? Can I at least jump out of a cake for ya?

[sphekiko.livejournal.com]

Yes. You will be the cake-jumper at my bachelorette party.

[(Anonymous)]

Please keeping Leah out of this. Thank you.

[sphekiko.livejournal.com]

God. It's a joke.

[(Anonymous)]

And an offensive one nonetheless.

[muusu.livejournal.com]

it's a meme, for fucks sake. it's not actually serious. lighten up a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

Just because something isn't serious doesn't mean it can't be offensive. How about just respecting someone's feelings?

[muusu.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You are one black motherfucker."

Just because you feel insecure, is no reason to go after someone who has done nothing but a little harmless flirting. There really is no call for you to worry, or whine. Jais is mine. I'm not big on sharing. I'm also hers. If it doesn't bother someone as possessive and jealousy prone as me, it shouldn't bother you.
Any insecurities you have are in your mind. Now lay off. There is not a damned thing for you to worry about. If you feel that insecure, maybe you need some time to think, or talk to someone. If you feel that you can handle that without exploding, or threats, feel free to contact me, otherwise, just stop.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know who you are, and I you don't know who I am. First off, I do NOT explode about anything. And this has nothing about being insecure. I have a different values system than you. I dont' believe in flirting or anything else of the nature. I think it is disgusting. How about YOU layoff and stop telling someone to "fuck off" just because they find something wrong which you feel is completely right.

I could care less what or who you do, much less what or who is yours. But when certain people get involved and it bothers me, I speak out. So please don't challenge me again. I don't like confrontation. I really don't. I will not be contacting you or anything, but if you wish to speak more, keep posting.

[muusu.livejournal.com]

First off, I didn't tell you to fuck off. When I tell you to fuck off, you'll know it. On the whole, I think I was fairly reasonable and polite.
Second off, yeah, I'm pretty sure you know who I am, and if you really don't, you haven't been paying much attention.

What's wrong with flirting? The only reason I can honestly think of is unreasonable jealousy. I freely admit, I only know one side of the argument here. Fake lesbianism, and flirting annoy you. Even though it's harmless, and there is no reason to feel jealousy.

I trust Jais completely. I know she's not going to do anything. She's mine, and she loves it. Much like I'm hers, and love it.
I sure as hell wouldn't try to tell her what she can, and can't do.
She's free to flirt with whoever she wants. She knows, and I know that it's just playing around, and generally fun to do.
In the end, it's all just ones and zeros on a computer screen anyhow. nothing to stress over.

I'm not challenging you. I'm not confronting you. I'm making a simple statement. It's rather insane the way you stalk Jaisa's journal, throwing out rude comments to things you don't like.
She's done nothing but to be friendly and flirty to someone you consider a loved one. and, from my understanding, it was mutual.
You've made threats, (not to me, but close enough), you've exploded for no reason, and there's no cause for it.

I know Jais can take care of herself when it comes down to it. But I can't stand by and watch you blame her for the security issues/emotional troubles you seem to have.

Like it or not, every post from you I've read is nothing more than you being insecure, because, ZOMG! She's flirting with my girl! She's an evil lesbian (coughyeahrightcough) who must be stopped!
...
If that isn't insecurity, I don't know what is.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not challenging you. I'm not confronting you. I'm making a simple statement. It's rather insane the way you stalk Jaisa's journal, throwing out rude comments to things you don't like.

Stalk? I found ONE thing I find inappropriate. And I made a statement. Stalking would be looking over this thing every single day and posting to every single thing. Stop trying to make me look bad.

She's done nothing but to be friendly and flirty to someone you consider a loved one. and, from my understanding, it was mutual.

Friendly is one thing. Flirting is another. Keep it to the one you're with or trying to be with. Anytime else, I think it is disgusting. I have expressed my views on this and I didn't make ANYONE stop, but the one I _asked_ stopped.

You've made threats, (not to me, but close enough), you've exploded for no reason, and there's no cause for it.

Where are the threats? Where is the exploding? Sorry, but now you're looking too deep into comments I've made here. I always calmly state my thoughts and feelings. In fact, I'm usually prone to break out into laughter when someone is like "omg stop being so overractviseee"

I know Jais can take care of herself when it comes down to it. But I can't stand by and watch you blame her for the security issues/emotional troubles you seem to have.

I don't blame anyone...WHEN did I blame someone for anything? Please, tell me that. Right, you can't. And what are these security and emotional issues I seem to have? You can't seem to realize that just because a person finds something inappropriate that they aren't necessarily insecure with it. If people want to do it, fine. Let them do it. But when someone involved with me does it, I will ask them to stop and hope they comply. Which I did, and it has happened. But your friend seems to not respect what she did and continues to do it.

[muusu.livejournal.com]

But your friend seems to not respect what she did and continues to do it.

if you're refering to leah's name in the meme. It's a fucking random selection from the friends list. she didn't put it there, to start shit.
Or, the fact that they're still friends?
I'm fairly certain that she hasn't been flirting with her lately, and even if she has, it's not serious, and shouldn't affect you. the fact that you find it offensive is amusing, and kinda sad.
Some people have naturally flirty natures, Jais is one of them.
Hell, I'm one of them, too. There isn't really help for it.
All I'm asking you to do, is to leave Jais alone, stop the harrassment. No, I don't have any proof of it than her word, and the other post in here that you went off on. But I trust the word of someone I love more than i do the word of some anonymous shit stirrer.

[(Anonymous)]

if you're refering to leah's name in the meme. It's a fucking random selection from the friends list. she didn't put it there, to start shit.
Or, the fact that they're still friends?

I could care less if they are friends.

I'm fairly certain that she hasn't been flirting with her lately, and even if she has, it's not serious, and shouldn't affect you. the fact that you find it offensive is amusing, and kinda sad.

OH NO! You don't agree with my morals and values so I am SAD! Holy shit! I forgot about the Internet. If you're not nodding your head in agreement in tune with the people you speak with online, you're obviously sad and/or funny, simply because you do not agree!

Some people have naturally flirty natures, Jais is one of them.
Hell, I'm one of them, too. There isn't really help for it.

But you don't have to push it on other people. Save it for the people you're trying to get with, or with the person you're with. Don't go flirting with others. Why do it? If you wanna play "you're insecure", then one could say that you're not very secure in your relationship, and feel the need to flirt in hopes you can pick up someone better. But that's not the case with you, is it? Is it? See?

All I'm asking you to do, is to leave Jais alone, stop the harrassment.

I'm not harassing anyone.

No, I don't have any proof of it than her word, and the other post in here that you went off on. But I trust the word of someone I love more than i do the word of some anonymous shit stirrer.

I didn't go off on anything though. But then again, I just remembered that not agreeing with someone automatically means you are going off on them. The Internet is serious fucking business, man.

[rem-sama.livejournal.com]

Best man? O.o

.....

.....that's awesome. XD

[darque9.livejournal.com]

You're all my bitches. That is all.

[sphekiko.livejournal.com]

This is the most sensible thing I've read lately. And that's fucking scary.