In which Dagas complains about itchy skin.
Jul. 9th, 2004 03:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dagas_isaYes, it itches. Let me relieve any ambiguity about that fact.
I think I mentioned this earlier. Now my right hand, and some of my right forearm, my left forearm and some of my left hand, and my face are all plagued by some red rash. Heck, my face has even swelled up, and I think I have some of whatever is wrong in my eye.... But then again, I also have sunburn on my face so that aggravates it a bit...
Okay, one nice little analogy and some crazy repetition and then I'll go on to more productive things.
Okay, my face is feeling like cracked paint. You know like someone could take a paint scraper to my cheeks, and scrape away the skin and it would be an improvement. And yes, I know it wouldn't be.
And therefore:
Itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itch.
And yes, I will be going to the Nacirema Temple of Walgreens to exchange pieces of green paper for some healing potions from the Goddess of Skin Care Nutrogena. And a magic poultice called maximum strength hydrocortizone. Because I love hydrocortizone. And I love it even more when it's not more than five years expired.
Anyway...
On the random topic of politics, because I know nothing more about it than what is printed in the Tribune and therefore am completely qualified to make this statement:
The Republicans have virtually no chance for winning the Illinois senate bid. Yes, I know that there will be some people who will vote Republican for whoever replaces Ryan, but at this point with financing and the general shabbiness of the Illinois GOP, Obama would have to, as my mom put it, "get pulled over for drunk driving and have a prostitute in the car. A male prostitute." And that's pretty much it. The GOP is going to have to do something huge to get ahead, or Obama is going to have to royally screw up.
And with that I'm going to go. Just with the reassurance that despite my red, irritated skin, I'm fine.
Over and out.
I think I mentioned this earlier. Now my right hand, and some of my right forearm, my left forearm and some of my left hand, and my face are all plagued by some red rash. Heck, my face has even swelled up, and I think I have some of whatever is wrong in my eye.... But then again, I also have sunburn on my face so that aggravates it a bit...
Okay, one nice little analogy and some crazy repetition and then I'll go on to more productive things.
Okay, my face is feeling like cracked paint. You know like someone could take a paint scraper to my cheeks, and scrape away the skin and it would be an improvement. And yes, I know it wouldn't be.
And therefore:
Itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itchy... itch.
And yes, I will be going to the Nacirema Temple of Walgreens to exchange pieces of green paper for some healing potions from the Goddess of Skin Care Nutrogena. And a magic poultice called maximum strength hydrocortizone. Because I love hydrocortizone. And I love it even more when it's not more than five years expired.
Anyway...
On the random topic of politics, because I know nothing more about it than what is printed in the Tribune and therefore am completely qualified to make this statement:
The Republicans have virtually no chance for winning the Illinois senate bid. Yes, I know that there will be some people who will vote Republican for whoever replaces Ryan, but at this point with financing and the general shabbiness of the Illinois GOP, Obama would have to, as my mom put it, "get pulled over for drunk driving and have a prostitute in the car. A male prostitute." And that's pretty much it. The GOP is going to have to do something huge to get ahead, or Obama is going to have to royally screw up.
And with that I'm going to go. Just with the reassurance that despite my red, irritated skin, I'm fine.
Over and out.
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Date: 2004-07-09 10:54 pm (UTC)