The Laws of Sleep.

1. People need sleep to function.
2. The amount of sleep a person gets is inversely proportional to the amount of work that must be done for the next day.
3. The effectiveness of an alarm clock is directly proportional to the unpleasantness of it going off.
4. The more tired a person is, the less likely they will actually hit anything comfortable before collapsing.

As it applies to Dagas:
1. Yes, yes I do. Three and a half hours seems minimum, I think.
2. The entirety of a research paper + laundry = minimum amount of sleep.
3. Stereo across the dorm for me goes on auto play at seven, Dagas sleeps through until 7:20.
4. Not at desk = good. The moment that I hit my bunk != good.

*waves* I'm about to collapse right now, but I have class.
Me thinks that the collective dustbin hast failed me.

Over and out.