I gots myself a job

Agent: Dagas

Mission 001: Working in the Woods

Mission Description: Clear out the woods at *censored location* of certain enemies between the hours of 0800 and 1200 four days a week.

The Enemies: Honeysuckle, Buckthorn, and Wild Raspberries

Mission Procedure: Using the pruners, cut any and all of the above plants. Following that brush on a little bit of the toxic mixture to keep it from coming back. Important note: Do not drink the toxic mixture

Mission Assets: A good set a pruners, paintbrush is tied on to the stick, free Gatorade.

Mission Liabilities: Paintcan used to hold toxic mixture has a hole in the bottom. The plants are showing strong resistance.

Mission Dangers: Bugbites, cuts, aching limbs, the usual. Unknown rewardage.

That's my job. It will do.

Oh, and just and observation: Ache is a four letter word. So is work. So are a number of other words that don't belong in my vocabulary.

Over and out.