Dead Dagas Day Strikes Back

[dagas_isa]

Yesterday, I would have flung myself off a cliff and hoped to die. I played Kingdom Hearts until I felt better, so there. This morning, I felt like if I flung myself over a cliff and merely broke several bones I'd be fine. Now, I'm just looking very, very closely over the edge and if I manage to fall . . . then well okay. I have a feeling that I'm going to fail my internship, but that's pretty much over now.

Now, how many of my characters can tear me to shreds before someone catches me? Let's find out.

Guest Post: Inori

Well, I must say that I do not approve of Dagas's procrastination, her laziness, nor her recent behavior towards friends and family, I will actually do a guest post and prevent the goblin with the sledgehammer for hitting her for not updating. Currently, her chances for getting a job are very slim, although there seems to be a lingering despiration, which means something might just get done. She will call for freshman orientation or face my wrath, and trust me, I am extremely fed up with her right now. So, this is an attempt to get Dagas off her butt and doing something productive.

For those who are interested, orientation is Wednesday and Thursday, and Friday is graduation. Of course if Dagas actually fails something, she might have problems staying into U of I. Her GPA is barely holding steady at a 4.1 or so and she might not be getting an A in three of her classes. Government is at least a given for Dagas, but with the biology fiasco, which is her fault, not Lai's.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Hekiko

*sigh* Inori just got kicked out because Dagas can't stand having Truth told to her on her public journal, which of course, you realize that Dagas has to let her out. So, here I am actually taking the time to make her journal worth reading, because of course Dagas has got this self obsession kick that makes even her original characters and alter egos to talk about her.

Well, this is a diss Dagas day, or a dead Dagas day, whichever. So let me just say, she looks like a barrel, has the intelligence of a jar of mayonaisse, and all the charm and personality of a dead rat. And you know what, Dagas, if you even think about having me answer any of your flames, I promise you you'll be sorely, sorely disappointed in the quality of said flames.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Lana

I'm not talking to the journal. She can take her sledgehammer blows like the procrastinator she is.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Lai

*whines* When are you going to let me dissect? Oh, and I agree with Inori, it's your fault that you failed that quiz. Or, if you don't feel like taking the blame, blame the idiots that went out and pulled the fire alarms twice. But I'm only twelve, cut me some slack okay. I'm not going to get you a's on all the quizzes. Oh, and Castor says that if you ask him really. really nicely, he'll think about showing up for tomorrow's calculus final.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Landra

All right, since she promised a report on the senior awards, I will actually be nice and give one, for I was one of the characters she ran through her head as she watched all the people come up and get their awards. I must say, in keeping with the theme of today's post, that Dagas was sincerely the worst-dressed person there. I mean a complete slob. Flannel, t-shirts, and jeans among skirts, dresses, and suits, sandals with socks among nice shoes. Socks of all things! And while I will admit that Dagas's preferred mode of transportation wouldn't have been so pratical with a skirt, there are thousands of nicer things she could have chosen. Anyway, she did make the highest honor roll, along with the other 30% of the class, and she did win a certificate for being a National Merit Commended student. And she did win a medal, which I believe she promised to sacrifice to her biology muse. Other than that, she was sort of a blank, which is all you can really expect from her. Anyway, we should be at the practice for the senior song.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Kage

There is being of no saying badlys of Dagas from me. Her translatings of my language is of very not evenness, but her substance is of being in the correct locatings. I am of being hurtings of her fault, but it is being of a story and fangirls are being of more danger than the author in the situation.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Kaitos

Let's just say that I am really ticked off at Dagas right now, and that whoever wants to join me in a mass linching of her is more than welcome to do so. I mean, she's a Sekhen fan of all things, might I remind you. And she uses me a her frickin' guinea pig for all the bad things she has planned. And honestly, I want a creator with a better sense of integrity and right and wrong.

End of Guest Post

Guest Post: Jin

Dagas, I know that we don't get along very well, but I am not going to go along with this childish scheme of yours. So put the knife and any implications of using it down. You are depressed, and there's still time to fix all the mistakes that you've made. Do not let this be the end of your world because I honestly don't think it'd be worth it for you to be so worked up. So just build a bridge and get over it.

End of Guest Post

So it goes.

Over and out.