On babies and watermelons

[dagas_isa]

Yeah, this is a somewhat connection to the evil!flut idea, but not quite.


DagasIsa: Although did I tell you how Aros reacted when he found out Lana was preggers?
koenmakun: nooooooooooo
DagasIsa: He pretty much denied it until she gave birth.
koenmakun: hahahahaha
koenmakun: lana: aros, look. im fat as a cow
koenmakun: aros: ...you shouldnt eat so much
DagasIsa: Well, he also get protective of her.
DagasIsa: Aros: You just swallowed a watermelon seed and it's growing in your stomach now.
koenmakun: lana: ...aros, don't be stupid. i;ve thrown up just about everything in my system
DagasIsa: Aros: Well... how else could something that big be growing in your stomach...
koenmakun: lana: its called reproduction, aros. and its makes a lot more sense than a watermelon
DagasIsa: Aros: But... but that can't happen. It's a watermelon trust me.
koenmakun: lana: ...*smacks him*
DagasIsa: ((But you know, if Lana got within a step of alcohol, he'd probably find an excuse for her not to drink it))
DagasIsa: Aros: See... if you were pregnant you'd be too weak to hurt me.
koenmakun: lana: ...that is the dumbest excuse i have ever heard. mothers are STRONGER because they protect their babies. god, sometimes you drive me to drinking
DagasIsa: Aros: Umm... maybe I should get you some water or something.
koenmakun: lana: ...why?
DagasIsa: Aros: because .... maybe it'll flush out the watermelon.
koenmakun: lana: hahaha, in knew it! you DO know im pregnant! here, listen, aros! maybe you can hear the baby!
DagasIsa: Aros: I didn't say that!
koenmakun: lana: not in as many words, no. but feel it, please? i want you to...
DagasIsa: Aros: *touches Lana's stomach, and feels the movement* That... that can't be a child... *chokes up*
koenmakun: lana: *grins, teary-eyed* that's OUR child, aros. your child. daddy.
DagasIsa: Aros: I... It can't be.... I don't deserve this.
koenmakun: lana: ...dont you EVEN start
DagasIsa: Aros: I... have you... and you're more than what I deserve...
koenmakun: lana: and now we have a baby, who you deserve just as much.
DagasIsa: Aros: not at all...
koenmakun: lana: ...*smacks him again*
DagasIsa: Aros: *puts his hand on his cheek*
koenmakun: lana: *huffing* god, aros, why cant you just accept it? why cant you accept what you deserve? why do you always have to...have to...*tears up* this is our baby and no amount of denial is going to change that
DagasIsa: Aros: *reluctantly puts a hand out to comfort her* maybe... maybe it could be a little girl and not a watermelon...
koenmakun: lana: *trembles* you want...a baby girl...?
koenmakun: ((so cannot rp lana worth shit))
DagasIsa: ((you can too, Lana's has not fixed personality, she's hard))
DagasIsa: aros: well.... I can't have a son, because a son would be like me. but if you had a daughter, she'd be like you...
koenmakun: lana: i feel like there's somehting in that sentence i should smack you for but i just cant figure out what
DagasIsa: Aros: .... or it can be a watermelon.
koenmakun: lana: GAH
DagasIsa: Aros: It would explain your stomach.
koenmakun: lana: i can't deal with you anymore. *turns and walks out, slamming the door*
DagasIsa: Aros: *follows her* Lana! Lana!
koenmakun: lana: leave me alone, aros!
DagasIsa: Aros: Okay, I'm sorry.
koenmakun: lana: *stops* you are?
DagasIsa: Aros: umm... yeah...
koenmakun: lana: ...really...?
DagasIsa: Aros: Umm... I... guess..may-maybe I'm so happy about this--that-that I can't believe it's true until-you know-until it comes out.
koenmakun: lana: *a little suspicious* maybe...but then you shouldnt be so reluctant to feel the baby...
DagasIsa: Aros: *puts his hand on her stomach just to appease her* Well--it's--it's still hard.
koenmakun: lana: *sighs* don't force yourself, aros. just...stop calling the baby a watermelon, okay?
DagasIsa: Aros: Okay... it's not a watermelon...*pauses* You know...you look beautiful....
koenmakun: lana: *beams* i do?
DagasIsa: Aros: Very beautiful.
koenmakun: lana: *smiles* thank you...aros...and...*strokes his cheek* you're just as wonderful as the day i met you...
DagasIsa: Aros: ...
DagasIsa: ((That's not really a compliment....))
koenmakun: ((she means it as one, damnit))
koenmakun: ((cause she saaaaaaaaaaaaw his aaaaaaaaawesomeness))
DagasIsa: ((hmm... naa... she just thought he was cute and available))
koenmakun: ((dont...ruin...my vision...))
DagasIsa: ((damn the reality of story telling))
koenmakun: ((exactly))
DagasIsa: Aros: I... wasn't wonderful...
koenmakun: lana: *giggles* no, you weren't. but it didn't stop me from seeing that you weren't horrible. besides...you WERE cute...
DagasIsa: Aros: *blushes* umm... thanks... I guess...
koenmakun: lana: ...i love you...
DagasIsa: Aros: *says nothing but presses Lana close to him*
koenmakun: lana: *holds*
DagasIsa: Aros: *feels the baby kick against his body* *eyes widen*
koenmakun: lana: *smiles* aros...?
DagasIsa: Aros: Yeah?
koenmakun: lana: you felt it?
DagasIsa: Aros.... I... I think I did....
koenmakun: lana: ...what did you think?
DagasIsa: Aros: *whispers* I love you


And now if that plus the last entry didn't make you puke from sweetness, then I am so not doing my job. Also, I know Aros is OOC. Deal.

Over and out.

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