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Oct. 29th, 2003 05:59 pmKeeping everything at a bare minimum of intelligence, I suppose I should try to keep things in complete sentences.
My section of Live Journal was down last night, from right after dinner until when I had to go to bed, so that day's entry didn't make it.
And not having a journal to rant to, I decided to have fun on the KH board last night. Read: Fake mathematical proofs. Something I would never do on WS, but considering the posts that the admins and mods make on that board, Me-chan and I deserve some space to just be weird.
Me-chan = Grammar Nazi
Grammar --> Grammer --> Bad Spelling
Anti-Grammer --> Anti-bad Spelling
Anti-bad Spelling --> Pro-good Spelling
Pro good spelling --> Spelling fangirl.
Fangirl Good --> False
Fangirl --> Bad
Spelling Fangirl -->Bad
Conclusion:
Me-chan = Bad Spelling Fangirl.
Dagas + Random Insanity = Overuse of arrows --> Confusion.
Conclusion: Dagas = Confusion.
Proofs --> Megumi + LOL --> Happy Dagas.
Happy --> Feel good --> Want more --> Do again.
Conclusion:
Dagas does fake proofs again.
Confusion --> Fun --> Random insanity --> Fun^2
Fake Proofs = Confusion
Fake Proofs = Fun --> Random insanity --> Fun^2
Fun^2 --> Random insanity ^2 --> Fun^4 .....Random insanity ^n --> Fun^n
Conclusion:
Fake proofs = Fun^n
Concept 1: Homework
Concept 2: Creative
Homework --> Evil --> Villian --> Plots --> Take over the world.
Take over the world --> Old plot --> Failure.
But
Take over the world --> New plot --> Not old --> Success --> Why Success?
Success --> New plot --> Why new?
Old thinking --> Old plot --> Not work --> New thinking --> New plot.
New thinking = Creativity
Conclusion:
Successful homework is creativity taking over the world.
In form so that the English student may understand.
Taking over the world is a standard plot of villians.
Being a standard plot it has a number of standard ways to execute said plot.
Because of this, superheroes can counteract said plot.
Said plot fails
But:
Introduce new thinking. You have a new way to execute said plot.
Being a new plot, superheroes cannot counteract new plot.
New plot succeeds
Why?
Old plot is part of old thinking.
New plot is part of new thinking.
New thinking equals creativity.
Since the new plot succeeds it must be because of new thinking.
Substitute: 'New plot' for 'Creativity'
Result: The new plot suceeds because of creativity.
Now
Homework is evil.
And evil fails because it is not creative.
But successful evil is creative.
Evil wants to take over the world.
Homework is evil, thus it wants to take over the world.
Creativity takes over the world because it causes the new plot to succeed.
Thus:
Successful homework is creativity taking over the world.
ph33r my disrespect for mathematical proofs. The ones in OGGS are ten times better, probably because I had some context with those ones. It's more a thought process than anything.
The plot demons are coming for me! *points finger at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sapphira_angel * You sent yours after me didn't you? Okay, I know you didn't, it's Kingdom Hearts after all, but still.... I must know where these demons are coming from.
Speaking of Kingdom Hearts fanfic. Someone not reading this journal should be expecting a reviewer to mysteriously return from the dead in the near future after about oh ... seven, eight chapters of absency goodness.kmegumi2 if you know what I'm talking about: Do not inform the victim.
Papers are also coming. And astronomy homework. And all Dagas wants to do is exorcise the plot demons and take a nice long nap on the carpet. Or in the bunk. It really doesn't matter. I want to figure out how half of my ideas can co-exist without the world collapsing in on itself. Also, I should update MS plague, or something like that. Somehow I don't think anyone cares.
And I don't even have it half as bad as poor Me-chan.
Remember that 'assignment' due Tuesday is trivial. It is of no consequence. Don't worry about it. The 'class' that you're doing it for, it can wait. Trust me, Dagas knows that the 'professor' wouldn't mind. Just so that you attend 'class' on that day. ^_^ Using enough vague academic terms for ya?
Over and out.
My section of Live Journal was down last night, from right after dinner until when I had to go to bed, so that day's entry didn't make it.
And not having a journal to rant to, I decided to have fun on the KH board last night. Read: Fake mathematical proofs. Something I would never do on WS, but considering the posts that the admins and mods make on that board, Me-chan and I deserve some space to just be weird.
Me-chan = Grammar Nazi
Grammar --> Grammer --> Bad Spelling
Anti-Grammer --> Anti-bad Spelling
Anti-bad Spelling --> Pro-good Spelling
Pro good spelling --> Spelling fangirl.
Fangirl Good --> False
Fangirl --> Bad
Spelling Fangirl -->Bad
Conclusion:
Me-chan = Bad Spelling Fangirl.
Dagas + Random Insanity = Overuse of arrows --> Confusion.
Conclusion: Dagas = Confusion.
Proofs --> Megumi + LOL --> Happy Dagas.
Happy --> Feel good --> Want more --> Do again.
Conclusion:
Dagas does fake proofs again.
Confusion --> Fun --> Random insanity --> Fun^2
Fake Proofs = Confusion
Fake Proofs = Fun --> Random insanity --> Fun^2
Fun^2 --> Random insanity ^2 --> Fun^4 .....Random insanity ^n --> Fun^n
Conclusion:
Fake proofs = Fun^n
Concept 1: Homework
Concept 2: Creative
Homework --> Evil --> Villian --> Plots --> Take over the world.
Take over the world --> Old plot --> Failure.
But
Take over the world --> New plot --> Not old --> Success --> Why Success?
Success --> New plot --> Why new?
Old thinking --> Old plot --> Not work --> New thinking --> New plot.
New thinking = Creativity
Conclusion:
Successful homework is creativity taking over the world.
In form so that the English student may understand.
Taking over the world is a standard plot of villians.
Being a standard plot it has a number of standard ways to execute said plot.
Because of this, superheroes can counteract said plot.
Said plot fails
But:
Introduce new thinking. You have a new way to execute said plot.
Being a new plot, superheroes cannot counteract new plot.
New plot succeeds
Why?
Old plot is part of old thinking.
New plot is part of new thinking.
New thinking equals creativity.
Since the new plot succeeds it must be because of new thinking.
Substitute: 'New plot' for 'Creativity'
Result: The new plot suceeds because of creativity.
Now
Homework is evil.
And evil fails because it is not creative.
But successful evil is creative.
Evil wants to take over the world.
Homework is evil, thus it wants to take over the world.
Creativity takes over the world because it causes the new plot to succeed.
Thus:
Successful homework is creativity taking over the world.
ph33r my disrespect for mathematical proofs. The ones in OGGS are ten times better, probably because I had some context with those ones. It's more a thought process than anything.
The plot demons are coming for me! *points finger at
sapphira_angel * You sent yours after me didn't you? Okay, I know you didn't, it's Kingdom Hearts after all, but still.... I must know where these demons are coming from.Speaking of Kingdom Hearts fanfic. Someone not reading this journal should be expecting a reviewer to mysteriously return from the dead in the near future after about oh ... seven, eight chapters of absency goodness.
kmegumi2 if you know what I'm talking about: Do not inform the victim.Papers are also coming. And astronomy homework. And all Dagas wants to do is exorcise the plot demons and take a nice long nap on the carpet. Or in the bunk. It really doesn't matter. I want to figure out how half of my ideas can co-exist without the world collapsing in on itself. Also, I should update MS plague, or something like that. Somehow I don't think anyone cares.
And I don't even have it half as bad as poor Me-chan.
Remember that 'assignment' due Tuesday is trivial. It is of no consequence. Don't worry about it. The 'class' that you're doing it for, it can wait. Trust me, Dagas knows that the 'professor' wouldn't mind. Just so that you attend 'class' on that day. ^_^ Using enough vague academic terms for ya?
Over and out.
