Summaries

Me-chan, you know I wrote that e-mail to Rem, and you also know that because of the nature of its content, that I cannot give away the exact contents of this letter. But despite all rumors to the contrary, I am not a cruel person.

Here is the Microsoft Word Auto Summary of this E-mail (edited to get out the worst spoilers):

Dear Rem-chan

Welcome to the wonderful world of Megumi torture. Ob-sess-es. In general, they're kind-hearted, boyish, and not very muscular (she hates muscular guys).

3. Timing: I know that your internet access is limited, but she's on FFN in the mornings between 7:10 and 7:30 central standard time. She hates blond hair in characters (all of her blond characters are evil or conflicted). 5. Insult your stories. Yes, insult your own stories, and she will get mad. Thank you for your time, and good luck. ^_^

And now the SBC Summary:

1st paragraph: "Hi! And welcome to the fun world of Megumi-torture.

2nd paragraph: "Here are a few tips."

3rd - 8th paragraphs: Lists the top five tips in no particular order. It's geared more towards on-line torture, then real life torture. No Juan Carlos bashing was included. But the list was mentioned.

9th paragraph: "I know it sounds mean, but she really enjoys it."

So that's what went into the e-mail through two very messed up summary filters (the second one being mine). I hope that was entirely uninformative and frustrating.

Over and out.