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dagas_isaAnd that someone is apparently me.
No, I have no clue that this was going to happen, and I was quite literally in pain from laughing so hard. I'm sure if I were less dehydrated I would have wet myself. But that's hardly the relevant stuff now is it? To um... someone... see what you're missing. See! See!
Akai: anybody watched Sora climbing the poles in Neverland? The really big ones? And when he reaches the top, he keeps trying to climb?
Akai: it looks.... really... really... bad....
Squeak: *smacks akai's hand* baka.
Naela: I've noticed it when he tries to climb the palm trees of Destiny Islands
Megumi: I'm not even going to try to figure that out
Squeak: teehee
Squeak: i don't think you want to
Dagas: Really.... it's deep jungle where it gets me....
Megumi: *covers ears*
Akai: I told my friend, "Um... you know how wrong that looks?" and I have never seen his face get so red...
Dagas: You know when he has to climb that pole to get to the tree tops.
Naela: It really gets me annoyed when I'm in the middle of a battle with Riku and he starts humping those trees.
Megumi: *and eyes*
Naela: RIGHT in the middle of battle!
Akai: he did that with me too. "Dodge Riku, Sora! .... and... and... what are you -doing-?? oO"
Squeak: he's like a dog.
Squeak: he's found a new friend, apparently. ^-^x
Akai: Riku: Sora, you -really- need a girlfriend....
Akai: Sora: Working on it!
Akai: Riku: Apparently so.
Dagas: Sora's a Treeophile.
Akai: oO
Naela: *dies from laughter*
Squeak: actually, the word is "dendropheliac."
Squeak: ...there is an actual word for people who make love to trees...
Naela: *blank stare*
Akai: .... I would love to know who invented that
Dagas: Sorry, I'm dying of laughter, I don't have time to check my vocabulary.
Squeak: teehee
Naela: dendrum or something is some word for leaves on a tree
Naela: *pats Megumi*
Akai: poor Megumi. shall we go back to calling him sexy instead?
Megumi: *perks up*
Naela: Well we never get to see Riku performing this kinda live action.
Squeak: ...i wonder what sex ed is like on destiny islands... do they take the class up to trees and ask them to climb?
Naela: Except he does have that habit of sticking his ass up at you
Griff: ::rolls on the floor with his face stuck in a permanent laugh::
Akai: Sora: I am a sexy dendropheliac! ph33r me!
Naela: There's a special name for that position Riku goes in when you knock him on his back and he sticks his ass up
Akai: oO
Squeak: teacher: class, today we're learning about sex. sora, i need you to climb this tree to demonstrte.
Dagas: Submissive?
Naela: Nah... some other name... gotta ask Justin sometime
Squeak: isn't that move of riku's an actual martial arts move?
Naela: It's also a sex position ;-)
Squeak: yay!
Squeak: kama sutra!
Akai: Riku: Hey Sora, why waste this perfectly good semi-deserted island? It's got a paopu tree and everything....
Akai: Sora: But... but... the trees will be watching!
Dagas: Sora: But... but Kairi's over there watching...
Squeak: kairi: and enjoying every minute of it, boys.
Dagas: Kairi: Wow... it must really be a rough fight...
Naela: *dies again*
Megumi: *hums to self*
Naela: I guess Riku's on bottom.
Squeak: kairi: i like it when they fight like that...
Akai: Riku: And we're already sweaty... a little dirt won't hurt...
Dagas: Kairi: Though they both seem to be pretty dirty fighters.
Squeak: sora: it makes it...erotic.
Squeak: sora: ..i meant exotic!
Akai: Sora: Well maybe we could do it in the tree. So they don't feel bad...
Naela: *continuously dies*
Dagas: I think I'm in pain from laughing.
Squeak: aww...
Griff: ::is too::
Dagas: I'm surprised the roomie hasn't started staring at me.
Squeak: i think megumi is having an apopoleptic fit...
Dagas: Oh yes.
Akai: I think she's in shock.
Dagas: Her poor Sora.
Squeak: but sora's a growing boy...and growing boys have needs.
Squeak: ne, griff?
Megumi: I have run to Chevira for consolation
Griff: XD
Squeak: ...did we get off the topic of kh sex now? is it safe for megumi?
Akai: there is no escape from it!!
Squeak: ...O.ox what about...manage a trois? you don't think...
Griff: ::stifles laughter::
Squeak: but seriously! it just hit me...
Akai: Riku: Why fight over Kairi? We can share...
Akai: oO *can't believe she just said....*
Naela: It'd be a perfect solution ;-)
Squeak: yeah
Squeak: sandwich
Squeak: ...O.ox *can't believe she said that either*
Megumi: oO
Naela: LMAO
Griff: LMMFAO!!!
Megumi: I got lost somewhere
Squeak: *buries red face in hands*
Megumi: this is probably a good thing
Naela: *shakes head*
Squeak: *muffled* i'm sorry, i didn't mean it!
Naela: We're never gonna get around to RPing are we? =(
Megumi: I can't
Squeak: not if this train of the conversation continues...
Akai: I thought we were doing well with the canon characters, :P
Squeak: kairi: i brought whips!
Naela: XD
Akai: O_O
Megumi: *cries*
Akai: don't forget the bondage!
Dagas: Riku: Yes...master...
Squeak: riku: what about the studded chokers?
Squeak: sora: yeah, and the leather?
Naela: Sora: Go ahead Riku! Do that special pose!
Griff: ::almost dies laughing::
Squeak: kairi: c'mon boys! do your stuff!
Akai: Sora: I have LOTS of chains if we need them...
Dagas: Kairi: Speak boys! Speak!
Squeak: oh my gosh we are so bad...
Naela: *Sora and Riku plays hide the keyblade*
Akai: yes, yes we are....
Akai: oO
Squeak: sora: whip me harder!
Akai: ........ *dies*
Squeak: ....i am so sorry.
Naela: ROFLLLLL
My sincerest apologies to Me-chan. Really.... you know I feel bad about contributing to that.. but I was too busy belly-laughing to want to put a stop to it. Good think Anii showed up. Or bad... I might have to edit my paper to put some of that in there. *odd mischevious grin*
Over and out.
No, I have no clue that this was going to happen, and I was quite literally in pain from laughing so hard. I'm sure if I were less dehydrated I would have wet myself. But that's hardly the relevant stuff now is it? To um... someone... see what you're missing. See! See!
Akai: anybody watched Sora climbing the poles in Neverland? The really big ones? And when he reaches the top, he keeps trying to climb?
Akai: it looks.... really... really... bad....
Squeak: *smacks akai's hand* baka.
Naela: I've noticed it when he tries to climb the palm trees of Destiny Islands
Megumi: I'm not even going to try to figure that out
Squeak: teehee
Squeak: i don't think you want to
Dagas: Really.... it's deep jungle where it gets me....
Megumi: *covers ears*
Akai: I told my friend, "Um... you know how wrong that looks?" and I have never seen his face get so red...
Dagas: You know when he has to climb that pole to get to the tree tops.
Naela: It really gets me annoyed when I'm in the middle of a battle with Riku and he starts humping those trees.
Megumi: *and eyes*
Naela: RIGHT in the middle of battle!
Akai: he did that with me too. "Dodge Riku, Sora! .... and... and... what are you -doing-?? oO"
Squeak: he's like a dog.
Squeak: he's found a new friend, apparently. ^-^x
Akai: Riku: Sora, you -really- need a girlfriend....
Akai: Sora: Working on it!
Akai: Riku: Apparently so.
Dagas: Sora's a Treeophile.
Akai: oO
Naela: *dies from laughter*
Squeak: actually, the word is "dendropheliac."
Squeak: ...there is an actual word for people who make love to trees...
Naela: *blank stare*
Akai: .... I would love to know who invented that
Dagas: Sorry, I'm dying of laughter, I don't have time to check my vocabulary.
Squeak: teehee
Naela: dendrum or something is some word for leaves on a tree
Naela: *pats Megumi*
Akai: poor Megumi. shall we go back to calling him sexy instead?
Megumi: *perks up*
Naela: Well we never get to see Riku performing this kinda live action.
Squeak: ...i wonder what sex ed is like on destiny islands... do they take the class up to trees and ask them to climb?
Naela: Except he does have that habit of sticking his ass up at you
Griff: ::rolls on the floor with his face stuck in a permanent laugh::
Akai: Sora: I am a sexy dendropheliac! ph33r me!
Naela: There's a special name for that position Riku goes in when you knock him on his back and he sticks his ass up
Akai: oO
Squeak: teacher: class, today we're learning about sex. sora, i need you to climb this tree to demonstrte.
Dagas: Submissive?
Naela: Nah... some other name... gotta ask Justin sometime
Squeak: isn't that move of riku's an actual martial arts move?
Naela: It's also a sex position ;-)
Squeak: yay!
Squeak: kama sutra!
Akai: Riku: Hey Sora, why waste this perfectly good semi-deserted island? It's got a paopu tree and everything....
Akai: Sora: But... but... the trees will be watching!
Dagas: Sora: But... but Kairi's over there watching...
Squeak: kairi: and enjoying every minute of it, boys.
Dagas: Kairi: Wow... it must really be a rough fight...
Naela: *dies again*
Megumi: *hums to self*
Naela: I guess Riku's on bottom.
Squeak: kairi: i like it when they fight like that...
Akai: Riku: And we're already sweaty... a little dirt won't hurt...
Dagas: Kairi: Though they both seem to be pretty dirty fighters.
Squeak: sora: it makes it...erotic.
Squeak: sora: ..i meant exotic!
Akai: Sora: Well maybe we could do it in the tree. So they don't feel bad...
Naela: *continuously dies*
Dagas: I think I'm in pain from laughing.
Squeak: aww...
Griff: ::is too::
Dagas: I'm surprised the roomie hasn't started staring at me.
Squeak: i think megumi is having an apopoleptic fit...
Dagas: Oh yes.
Akai: I think she's in shock.
Dagas: Her poor Sora.
Squeak: but sora's a growing boy...and growing boys have needs.
Squeak: ne, griff?
Megumi: I have run to Chevira for consolation
Griff: XD
Squeak: ...did we get off the topic of kh sex now? is it safe for megumi?
Akai: there is no escape from it!!
Squeak: ...O.ox what about...manage a trois? you don't think...
Griff: ::stifles laughter::
Squeak: but seriously! it just hit me...
Akai: Riku: Why fight over Kairi? We can share...
Akai: oO *can't believe she just said....*
Naela: It'd be a perfect solution ;-)
Squeak: yeah
Squeak: sandwich
Squeak: ...O.ox *can't believe she said that either*
Megumi: oO
Naela: LMAO
Griff: LMMFAO!!!
Megumi: I got lost somewhere
Squeak: *buries red face in hands*
Megumi: this is probably a good thing
Naela: *shakes head*
Squeak: *muffled* i'm sorry, i didn't mean it!
Naela: We're never gonna get around to RPing are we? =(
Megumi: I can't
Squeak: not if this train of the conversation continues...
Akai: I thought we were doing well with the canon characters, :P
Squeak: kairi: i brought whips!
Naela: XD
Akai: O_O
Megumi: *cries*
Akai: don't forget the bondage!
Dagas: Riku: Yes...master...
Squeak: riku: what about the studded chokers?
Squeak: sora: yeah, and the leather?
Naela: Sora: Go ahead Riku! Do that special pose!
Griff: ::almost dies laughing::
Squeak: kairi: c'mon boys! do your stuff!
Akai: Sora: I have LOTS of chains if we need them...
Dagas: Kairi: Speak boys! Speak!
Squeak: oh my gosh we are so bad...
Naela: *Sora and Riku plays hide the keyblade*
Akai: yes, yes we are....
Akai: oO
Squeak: sora: whip me harder!
Akai: ........ *dies*
Squeak: ....i am so sorry.
Naela: ROFLLLLL
My sincerest apologies to Me-chan. Really.... you know I feel bad about contributing to that.. but I was too busy belly-laughing to want to put a stop to it. Good think Anii showed up. Or bad... I might have to edit my paper to put some of that in there. *odd mischevious grin*
Over and out.
