It's that time again! Brain breakage!
Dec. 9th, 2005 10:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dagas_isaOne of the things I love the most about RPing with friends is that I can be on crack and play characters so OOC that I'd get banned from life from even the least reputable RP forums.
DagasIsa: eh? typo fairy visit you in your sleep again?
koenmakun: yes
koenmakun: apparently he did
DagasIsa: he?
DagasIsa: the typo fairy is a boy?
koenmakun: yes, yes he is
koenmakun: probably on loan from the cast of fake or something
koenmakun: or cloud
koenmakun: it could be cloud
DagasIsa: it could be.
DagasIsa: cloud with little blue fairy wings.
DagasIsa: who flits around the world as the typo fairy in order to find his sephiroth.
koenmakun: bwah
DagasIsa: and sephiroth visits the dreams of young women, so cloud flits from girl to girl, looking for the next clue to carry him on.
koenmakun: hahahaha!
DagasIsa: and someday, cloud will find his shining prince.
koenmakun: and stab him multiple times
DagasIsa: with his ultima weapon!
koenmakun: *snerk*
DagasIsa: or do they duel?
koenmakun: maybe both?
DagasIsa: cloud: your masamune is so big!
koenmakun: seph
koenmakun: seph: ...indeed!
DagasIsa: cloud: and your wing is so wingy...!
koenmakun: seph: *flexes* only the best herbal feather wax for this baby!
DagasIsa: cloud: it makes your hair extra luminous!
koenmakun: seph: *tosses his hair, background changing to a steamy forest with exotic birds, the herbal essence theme and orgasmic noises playing in the background* anything to make the people drool
DagasIsa: cloud: and your eyes are so steamy
koenmakun: seph: oh, that's cause i forgot to take my contacts out in the shower this morning
DagasIsa: cloud: it's like the mako just shines from them.
koenmakun: seph: *blinks rapidly* you think so? i like to fashion it more as my unending hatred for humanity making my eyes a beakon for the cosmos, but that works, too
DagasIsa: cloud: but the mako explanation makes the inevitable destruction of our planet so much more exiciting
koenmakun: seph: oh, i do so love exciting
DagasIsa: cloud: and since we're going to die anyway, you can forget your mommy complex and... *looks nervous*
koenmakun: seph: ...you want me to buttsex you, don't you?
DagasIsa: cloud: i thought we could just have you know... duels with swords...
koenmakun: seph: *brightens up* i like swords!
DagasIsa: cloud: *brandishes his buster sword* i got a big one!
koenmakun: seph: mine is longer!
DagasIsa: cloud: but width is more important!
koenmakun: seph: but length is more impressive!
DagasIsa: cloud: but you feel the width more. *demonstrates*
koenmakun: seph: oooo, yeah. but the length, that can fulfill that deep need. *shows*
DagasIsa: cloud *shudders* that fill all my deep needs. The buster sword has the most weight.
koenmakun: seph: weight is important, but sometimes it's better to be quick. and my sword is soooo much quicker
DagasIsa: cloud: but sometimes if you go too quick, that can be bad.
koenmakun: seph: *blinks* i can do bad?
DagasIsa: cloud: if you don't have the stamina to swing your blade for the long time.
koenmakun: seph: bah, i have stamina galour. after all: i just refuse to die
DagasIsa: cloud: i can swing my sword all night.
koenmakun: seph: i can swing my sword when i'm dead
DagasIsa: cloud: yeah! but i can swing so fast when i'm really worked up!
koenmakun: seph: oh yeah? show me!
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes all rawr!omnislash on sephiroth* take that! yeah! take it angel boy!
koenmakun: seph: oh! oh yes! i'll take it! i'll take it hard! hit me, baby! hit me baby one more time!
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes for another omnislash* wait...my limit bar needs to recharge. mind hitting me a few times?
koenmakun: seph: *giggles in glee and goes at it!*
DagasIsa: cloud: *enjoys it a little too much*
koenmakun: seph: *flits about, smacking him up*
DagasIsa: cloud: yes that's it! hit me nice and hard! recharge my limit bar, bitch!
koenmakun: seph: *stops suddenly* what did you call me?
DagasIsa: cloud: umm... it was in the heat of passion...
koenmakun: seph: ...i'll show you heat
DagasIsa: cloud: you will will you? do you have a fire materia on you, by chance?
koenmakun: seph: as a matter of fact... *equips it* buuuurn baby burn
DagasIsa: cloud: *burns* well...well... i got a blizzard materia on me! i'll cool you down!
koenmakun: seph: cool the fires of my passion
DagasIsa: cloud: and i'll throw in a free nipple icing... >.> *casts Ice*
koenmakun: seph: ...ooooh yeeeeah. that's cold, baby. so cooold
DagasIsa: cloud: *shifty look* ice cold...
koenmakun: seph: and rock hard. *goes at it again*
DagasIsa: cloud: ooh! omislash is up!
DagasIsa: cloud: *makes sure he has barrier up before going at it again*
koenmakun: seph: *takes it and takes it hard*
DagasIsa: cloud: *stops, out of breath* i love exerting myself like that.
koenmakun: seph: *googly eyed* mm...mother, it was so nice...
DagasIsa: cloud: mother!! i'm not your mother! although... i do look good in drag...
koenmakun: seph: mmm...mommy...
DagasIsa: cloud: *screams* I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY! waa.... you love your mommy more than you love me
koenmakun: seph: mmm...yeah. yeah, i do
DagasIsa: cloud: *storms out* that's it! we're over! i can't have an overdramatic half-angel thing! you can take your meteor and shove it up your ass!
koenmakun: seph: *giggles* that would be nice..
DagasIsa: cloud: really... >.>
koenmakun: seph: heee, balls up the buuuutt
DagasIsa: cloud: would you like some mako!brand lube with that?
koenmakun: seph: ooo, that would be lovely
DagasIsa: cloud: *searches his pockets* wait... I think I used it to help Tifa get her boobs through the door...
koenmakun: seph: eeeew, a girl used it? icky
DagasIsa: cloud: ewww...we'll she was a friend of mine... hey! i got an idea!
koenmakun: seph: hnnn?
DagasIsa: cloud: let's go kill aerith!
koenmakun: seph: ...YES!
DagasIsa: cloud: and we can use her materia as lube!
koenmakun: seph: that is the coolest idea EVER
DagasIsa: cloud: it has to be good for something
koenmakun: seph: more than she ever was
DagasIsa: cloud: *swings his sword over his shoulder and whistles a happy tune* let's go.
koenmakun: seph: okay! *prances after*
DagasIsa: cloud: *frolics across midgar* i am the model of the major modern general!
koenmakun: seph: i am pretty in piiiiink!
DagasIsa: cloud: hey! it's wall market! i know some guys here!
koenmakun: seph: oh? are they smexy?
DagasIsa: cloud: they're very strong and have a nice build...
koenmakun: seph: *pouts* no one is better than meeeee
DagasIsa: cloud: no... you're prettier than they are.
DagasIsa: cloud: and your sword is longer.
koenmakun: seph: *preens* damn straight it is
DagasIsa: cloud: *runs his hands through sephie's hair* hey! let's dress up as women!
koenmakun: seph: bah! i all ready do!
DagasIsa: cloud: oh? so that's what's on under the jacket...i always wondered about that.
koenmakun: seph: victoria's secret panties. only the best for my delicate man part
DagasIsa: cloud: but those allways chafed my special area.
koenmakun: seph: well, duh, it's cause you didn't get crochless panties. i mean, sheesh
DagasIsa: cloud: they come without a crotch?
koenmakun: seph: yeeep. edible, too
DagasIsa: cloud: are they made of... chocolate?
koenmakun: seph: don't actually know. i don't have any. but i wouldn't be surprised
DagasIsa: there's a vending machine right...maybe that sells them...
koenmakun: seph: oooo, we should cheeeeck
DagasIsa: cloud: *opens up a door to the secret vending machine room* yep...do you have 25 gil I can borrow?
koenmakun: seph: ...i'm a general. duh
DagasIsa: cloud: i wanna buy what's in here
koenmakun: seph: *flicks one over* then buy one
DagasIsa: cloud: *pops it into the vending machine* what the hell! all I got was a phallic chocolate bar!
koenmakun: seph: *bursts out laughing*
DagasIsa: cloud: i wanted the panties! it's not funny!
koenmakun: seph: let me try! *brandishes a coin with a flourish, popping it in and getting...a rose-scented butt-plug* ...
DagasIsa: cloud: *laughs* i bet we can have fun with that! can I borrow another coin?
koenmakun: seph: sure. *tosses him one*
DagasIsa: cloud: *pops it in* hmm...mint flavored lube...useful...but kind of plain.
koenmakun: seph: *also tries again* ooo, bondage gear
DagasIsa: cloud: *notices some writing on the side of the vending machine* hey seph...i think there's something here...
koenmakun: seph: hnnn?
DagasIsa: cloud: *squints and leans in so he can decipher it* ... we sell...everything...but edible...panties...
koenmakun: seph: ...damnit! foiled again!
DagasIsa: cloud: well, shucks....what do we do now?
koenmakun: seph: ...destroy them all
DagasIsa: cloud: why don't we take them hostage, get the panties, and then destroy them all?
koenmakun: seph: ...why are you so smart?
DagasIsa: ((oh god... they're like bonnie and clyde))
DagasIsa: cloud: it's your influence...
koenmakun: seph: of course, of course. no one can be smarter t han me! they just...use my intelligence better
DagasIsa: cloud: you've turned me into the evil bastard i've always longed to be.
koenmakun: seph: that's the way, uh huh uh huh, i like it
DagasIsa: cloud: do you have the black materia?
koenmakun: seph: never leave home without it
DagasIsa: cloud: okay...i gather up the townspeople and then you threaten to use the black materia if they don't give us the panties...
DagasIsa: cloud: then, when they give us the panties, we just kill them all with our awesome long swords.
koenmakun: seph: brilliant! *prances off to do so*
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes to gather up the townsfolk*
koenmakun: seph: *giggles in glee*
DagasIsa: cloud: everybody listen up! we have taken your entire town hostage, and we have some demands! if they are not met, we will unleash meteor on you!
koenmakun: seph: *squeals, kicking his legs and dangling the black materia*
DagasIsa: cloud: we would like all your edible crotchless panties!
koenmakun: seph: SCENTED ONES!
DagasIsa: cloud: your scented edible crotchless panties!
koenmakun: crowd: *silence*
DagasIsa: cloud: if our demands are not met, this town and everyone in it will be destroyed!
koenmakun: crowd: ...but we don't have any
DagasIsa: cloud: *heartbroken* you don't...have...any? i don't understand...
koenmakun: crowd: they've all ready been used...
DagasIsa: cloud: you can get more dammit!
koenmakun: crowd: um, okay!
DagasIsa: cloud: you have five minutes before my friend releases his scourge upon your earth!
koenmakun: crawd: *scrambles for panties!*
DagasIsa: cloud: let's follow them to find the panty stash....
koenmakun: seph: *hops down, grinning*
DagasIsa: cloud: *tracks them down to the local gym*
koenmakun: seph: *randomly zaps things*
DagasIsa: cloud: umm...sephykins...
koenmakun: seph: yeees, cloudypoo?
DagasIsa: cloud: there's some electric thing moving behind you...
koenmakun: seph: *squeaks* where?
DagasIsa: cloud: that long thing...that hot dog sign...
koenmakun: seph: ohmygosh long?! *turns*
DagasIsa: hot dog sign: *starts chasing after sephiroth*
koenmakun: seph: *screams like a little girl and runs away*
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DagasIsa: eh? typo fairy visit you in your sleep again?
koenmakun: yes
koenmakun: apparently he did
DagasIsa: he?
DagasIsa: the typo fairy is a boy?
koenmakun: yes, yes he is
koenmakun: probably on loan from the cast of fake or something
koenmakun: or cloud
koenmakun: it could be cloud
DagasIsa: it could be.
DagasIsa: cloud with little blue fairy wings.
DagasIsa: who flits around the world as the typo fairy in order to find his sephiroth.
koenmakun: bwah
DagasIsa: and sephiroth visits the dreams of young women, so cloud flits from girl to girl, looking for the next clue to carry him on.
koenmakun: hahahaha!
DagasIsa: and someday, cloud will find his shining prince.
koenmakun: and stab him multiple times
DagasIsa: with his ultima weapon!
koenmakun: *snerk*
DagasIsa: or do they duel?
koenmakun: maybe both?
DagasIsa: cloud: your masamune is so big!
koenmakun: seph
koenmakun: seph: ...indeed!
DagasIsa: cloud: and your wing is so wingy...!
koenmakun: seph: *flexes* only the best herbal feather wax for this baby!
DagasIsa: cloud: it makes your hair extra luminous!
koenmakun: seph: *tosses his hair, background changing to a steamy forest with exotic birds, the herbal essence theme and orgasmic noises playing in the background* anything to make the people drool
DagasIsa: cloud: and your eyes are so steamy
koenmakun: seph: oh, that's cause i forgot to take my contacts out in the shower this morning
DagasIsa: cloud: it's like the mako just shines from them.
koenmakun: seph: *blinks rapidly* you think so? i like to fashion it more as my unending hatred for humanity making my eyes a beakon for the cosmos, but that works, too
DagasIsa: cloud: but the mako explanation makes the inevitable destruction of our planet so much more exiciting
koenmakun: seph: oh, i do so love exciting
DagasIsa: cloud: and since we're going to die anyway, you can forget your mommy complex and... *looks nervous*
koenmakun: seph: ...you want me to buttsex you, don't you?
DagasIsa: cloud: i thought we could just have you know... duels with swords...
koenmakun: seph: *brightens up* i like swords!
DagasIsa: cloud: *brandishes his buster sword* i got a big one!
koenmakun: seph: mine is longer!
DagasIsa: cloud: but width is more important!
koenmakun: seph: but length is more impressive!
DagasIsa: cloud: but you feel the width more. *demonstrates*
koenmakun: seph: oooo, yeah. but the length, that can fulfill that deep need. *shows*
DagasIsa: cloud *shudders* that fill all my deep needs. The buster sword has the most weight.
koenmakun: seph: weight is important, but sometimes it's better to be quick. and my sword is soooo much quicker
DagasIsa: cloud: but sometimes if you go too quick, that can be bad.
koenmakun: seph: *blinks* i can do bad?
DagasIsa: cloud: if you don't have the stamina to swing your blade for the long time.
koenmakun: seph: bah, i have stamina galour. after all: i just refuse to die
DagasIsa: cloud: i can swing my sword all night.
koenmakun: seph: i can swing my sword when i'm dead
DagasIsa: cloud: yeah! but i can swing so fast when i'm really worked up!
koenmakun: seph: oh yeah? show me!
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes all rawr!omnislash on sephiroth* take that! yeah! take it angel boy!
koenmakun: seph: oh! oh yes! i'll take it! i'll take it hard! hit me, baby! hit me baby one more time!
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes for another omnislash* wait...my limit bar needs to recharge. mind hitting me a few times?
koenmakun: seph: *giggles in glee and goes at it!*
DagasIsa: cloud: *enjoys it a little too much*
koenmakun: seph: *flits about, smacking him up*
DagasIsa: cloud: yes that's it! hit me nice and hard! recharge my limit bar, bitch!
koenmakun: seph: *stops suddenly* what did you call me?
DagasIsa: cloud: umm... it was in the heat of passion...
koenmakun: seph: ...i'll show you heat
DagasIsa: cloud: you will will you? do you have a fire materia on you, by chance?
koenmakun: seph: as a matter of fact... *equips it* buuuurn baby burn
DagasIsa: cloud: *burns* well...well... i got a blizzard materia on me! i'll cool you down!
koenmakun: seph: cool the fires of my passion
DagasIsa: cloud: and i'll throw in a free nipple icing... >.> *casts Ice*
koenmakun: seph: ...ooooh yeeeeah. that's cold, baby. so cooold
DagasIsa: cloud: *shifty look* ice cold...
koenmakun: seph: and rock hard. *goes at it again*
DagasIsa: cloud: ooh! omislash is up!
DagasIsa: cloud: *makes sure he has barrier up before going at it again*
koenmakun: seph: *takes it and takes it hard*
DagasIsa: cloud: *stops, out of breath* i love exerting myself like that.
koenmakun: seph: *googly eyed* mm...mother, it was so nice...
DagasIsa: cloud: mother!! i'm not your mother! although... i do look good in drag...
koenmakun: seph: mmm...mommy...
DagasIsa: cloud: *screams* I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY! waa.... you love your mommy more than you love me
koenmakun: seph: mmm...yeah. yeah, i do
DagasIsa: cloud: *storms out* that's it! we're over! i can't have an overdramatic half-angel thing! you can take your meteor and shove it up your ass!
koenmakun: seph: *giggles* that would be nice..
DagasIsa: cloud: really... >.>
koenmakun: seph: heee, balls up the buuuutt
DagasIsa: cloud: would you like some mako!brand lube with that?
koenmakun: seph: ooo, that would be lovely
DagasIsa: cloud: *searches his pockets* wait... I think I used it to help Tifa get her boobs through the door...
koenmakun: seph: eeeew, a girl used it? icky
DagasIsa: cloud: ewww...we'll she was a friend of mine... hey! i got an idea!
koenmakun: seph: hnnn?
DagasIsa: cloud: let's go kill aerith!
koenmakun: seph: ...YES!
DagasIsa: cloud: and we can use her materia as lube!
koenmakun: seph: that is the coolest idea EVER
DagasIsa: cloud: it has to be good for something
koenmakun: seph: more than she ever was
DagasIsa: cloud: *swings his sword over his shoulder and whistles a happy tune* let's go.
koenmakun: seph: okay! *prances after*
DagasIsa: cloud: *frolics across midgar* i am the model of the major modern general!
koenmakun: seph: i am pretty in piiiiink!
DagasIsa: cloud: hey! it's wall market! i know some guys here!
koenmakun: seph: oh? are they smexy?
DagasIsa: cloud: they're very strong and have a nice build...
koenmakun: seph: *pouts* no one is better than meeeee
DagasIsa: cloud: no... you're prettier than they are.
DagasIsa: cloud: and your sword is longer.
koenmakun: seph: *preens* damn straight it is
DagasIsa: cloud: *runs his hands through sephie's hair* hey! let's dress up as women!
koenmakun: seph: bah! i all ready do!
DagasIsa: cloud: oh? so that's what's on under the jacket...i always wondered about that.
koenmakun: seph: victoria's secret panties. only the best for my delicate man part
DagasIsa: cloud: but those allways chafed my special area.
koenmakun: seph: well, duh, it's cause you didn't get crochless panties. i mean, sheesh
DagasIsa: cloud: they come without a crotch?
koenmakun: seph: yeeep. edible, too
DagasIsa: cloud: are they made of... chocolate?
koenmakun: seph: don't actually know. i don't have any. but i wouldn't be surprised
DagasIsa: there's a vending machine right...maybe that sells them...
koenmakun: seph: oooo, we should cheeeeck
DagasIsa: cloud: *opens up a door to the secret vending machine room* yep...do you have 25 gil I can borrow?
koenmakun: seph: ...i'm a general. duh
DagasIsa: cloud: i wanna buy what's in here
koenmakun: seph: *flicks one over* then buy one
DagasIsa: cloud: *pops it into the vending machine* what the hell! all I got was a phallic chocolate bar!
koenmakun: seph: *bursts out laughing*
DagasIsa: cloud: i wanted the panties! it's not funny!
koenmakun: seph: let me try! *brandishes a coin with a flourish, popping it in and getting...a rose-scented butt-plug* ...
DagasIsa: cloud: *laughs* i bet we can have fun with that! can I borrow another coin?
koenmakun: seph: sure. *tosses him one*
DagasIsa: cloud: *pops it in* hmm...mint flavored lube...useful...but kind of plain.
koenmakun: seph: *also tries again* ooo, bondage gear
DagasIsa: cloud: *notices some writing on the side of the vending machine* hey seph...i think there's something here...
koenmakun: seph: hnnn?
DagasIsa: cloud: *squints and leans in so he can decipher it* ... we sell...everything...but edible...panties...
koenmakun: seph: ...damnit! foiled again!
DagasIsa: cloud: well, shucks....what do we do now?
koenmakun: seph: ...destroy them all
DagasIsa: cloud: why don't we take them hostage, get the panties, and then destroy them all?
koenmakun: seph: ...why are you so smart?
DagasIsa: ((oh god... they're like bonnie and clyde))
DagasIsa: cloud: it's your influence...
koenmakun: seph: of course, of course. no one can be smarter t han me! they just...use my intelligence better
DagasIsa: cloud: you've turned me into the evil bastard i've always longed to be.
koenmakun: seph: that's the way, uh huh uh huh, i like it
DagasIsa: cloud: do you have the black materia?
koenmakun: seph: never leave home without it
DagasIsa: cloud: okay...i gather up the townspeople and then you threaten to use the black materia if they don't give us the panties...
DagasIsa: cloud: then, when they give us the panties, we just kill them all with our awesome long swords.
koenmakun: seph: brilliant! *prances off to do so*
DagasIsa: cloud: *goes to gather up the townsfolk*
koenmakun: seph: *giggles in glee*
DagasIsa: cloud: everybody listen up! we have taken your entire town hostage, and we have some demands! if they are not met, we will unleash meteor on you!
koenmakun: seph: *squeals, kicking his legs and dangling the black materia*
DagasIsa: cloud: we would like all your edible crotchless panties!
koenmakun: seph: SCENTED ONES!
DagasIsa: cloud: your scented edible crotchless panties!
koenmakun: crowd: *silence*
DagasIsa: cloud: if our demands are not met, this town and everyone in it will be destroyed!
koenmakun: crowd: ...but we don't have any
DagasIsa: cloud: *heartbroken* you don't...have...any? i don't understand...
koenmakun: crowd: they've all ready been used...
DagasIsa: cloud: you can get more dammit!
koenmakun: crowd: um, okay!
DagasIsa: cloud: you have five minutes before my friend releases his scourge upon your earth!
koenmakun: crawd: *scrambles for panties!*
DagasIsa: cloud: let's follow them to find the panty stash....
koenmakun: seph: *hops down, grinning*
DagasIsa: cloud: *tracks them down to the local gym*
koenmakun: seph: *randomly zaps things*
DagasIsa: cloud: umm...sephykins...
koenmakun: seph: yeees, cloudypoo?
DagasIsa: cloud: there's some electric thing moving behind you...
koenmakun: seph: *squeaks* where?
DagasIsa: cloud: that long thing...that hot dog sign...
koenmakun: seph: ohmygosh long?! *turns*
DagasIsa: hot dog sign: *starts chasing after sephiroth*
koenmakun: seph: *screams like a little girl and runs away*
And a reminder: request a drabble darn it!
Over and out.
