Part 2 of Brain Breakage. You have been warned.

[dagas_isa]

DagasIsa: i r teh posteded!
duochic: zomgzyay!11
DagasIsa: ((i've never understood what the z in zomg means))
DagasIsa: teh wurld will no of ur smrtz!
duochic: lololz n urs 2 bcuz we r both sew kewl!!
duochic: ((i don't know what it means either. ^^; ))
DagasIsa: we r teh l33t on teh intarweb!!!!
duochic: rawr 4 teh l33t! we r teh bestest uv teh best!1
DagasIsa: i maek all teh boyz and gurlz bow 2 mee!!!!!!!!!
duochic: u du! ur liek teh supar!l33t pursun! ppl r alweyz afftr u!
DagasIsa: ppl liek u 2, dey maek teh eyez at u!
duochic: wut u sey?! no tehy dont tehy luv teh dagas! cuz u r sew l33t u maek them starrree eyd
DagasIsa: we maek them liek luv us cuz we r l33t.
duochic: yeh tahts teh wey 2 du it. we sew gud we liek princss alredy
DagasIsa: we r liek teh feery tals!!!!!
duochic: lolz liek fareez?!
DagasIsa: omg noooo! fareez r liek sooo gey! liek gurls hoo liek yoweee!
duochic: lololz 2 gayz haeving teh sexx0rz tahts sew nastee eww lolwtf
DagasIsa: omg mah daddee sed dat gayz haev teh sexx0rz on teh rianboo! wth!!!!!!!! gr0zzz!
duochic: wtf taths so mesd up ur dad iz sew weerd!!1
DagasIsa: mah dad iz teh gey liek teh yowie gurlz!
duochic: reely? he haz teh butsexs?! tahts sew gros.
DagasIsa: omg he an teh auron and teh braska were liek having teh hawt butseks!!! ewww....
duochic: zomgz taht is sew ewww taht he did that but dude whu r braksa n aurno?? r teh hawt?!
DagasIsa: r teh hawtzors butt dey r sooo gey soo dey r teh gross
DagasIsa: ((I would like to state for any future readers of this conversation that this researcher has nothing against homosexuality in any capacity))
duochic: ((i would also like to second that. the views stated in this research do not reflect the views of the researchers.))
duochic: wtf tahts sew weerd duz ur mom no?
DagasIsa: mah mom haz a kamra an she maeks teh pr0n and sellz it on teh intarweb!!!!!
duochic: stfuwtfbbq reely?! tahts sew gros 2 ur moms a homo!!1
DagasIsa: mah mom r writ teh yowee on teh intarweb!!!
duochic: zomgz reely? du ppl reed it 2? i nevr writ netihng on teh intarweb think mayb we cud?!
DagasIsa: we cud writ teh evryth1ng on teh intarweb an ppl will luv us cuz we r l33t. ppl will luv us an we wuld not haf 2 uze grammer cuz grammer sux!
duochic: dude i dont evn no wut gramr uz lololz!!1
duochic: ((dinner! be back in a bit))
DagasIsa: cuz u so smrt u dont go 2 skool!!!
DagasIsa: ((okay))
duochic: ((backies!))
DagasIsa: ((welcome back))
DagasIsa: omg ur r teh sooo smrt! u nevar go 2 skool cuz u mor smrt then teh teechurz!!!
duochic: zomgz i sew wuz!! i wuz all stfu u sux n tehy were all zomgzskaered n it wuz sew kewl
DagasIsa: teh teechurz all gib mee f but f meenz freeky kool so im smrt 2.
duochic: lololz u sew r! we cn b all smrt 2gethr n stuf
DagasIsa: we r genious!!! we r liek taht guy wit teh big hiar but mor smrt cuz our hiar iz gud.
duochic: teh guy wit teh big hair? u meen liek beekman?!
DagasIsa: i dunno he wuz guy hoo did math liek e=mchammer or sumthing liek that....
duochic: oh! taht gurman dude uh...wutz hiz naem. liek newt dued?!
DagasIsa: i dunno newt dued had sumthin wit appels but newt dun eet appels...
duochic: hm tehn...oh oh i no! taht enstine guy!
DagasIsa: enstine izz soo kool!!!
duochic: he sew iz wit his funkee hair n all dat
DagasIsa: an he iz smrt liek dat so smrt dat hiz soxxors dun mach
duochic: hahahahaha he eets his soxz 4 brekfest~!
DagasIsa: he eets soxz wit mapel sirup! lolz!
duochic: lololz!111bbq liek teh kanadianz!
DagasIsa: but teh kanadianz r dum so enstine iz liek kanadianz and kanadianz r dum so enstine is dum an we r smrtr den enstine.
duochic: zomgz u sew smrt 2 sey all dat! u r l33t uv l33t!1
DagasIsa: i r writ long ting liek sentance!!!!
duochic: lololz u did u mst b a smrt pursun!
DagasIsa: i r genious liek u
duochic: rawr we roxz
DagasIsa: we roxxorz boxorz an canoos liek evrything!
duochic: we du! we shud thro us a partee n stuf n liek haev evry1 ovr n stuf n liek maek them c how smrt we r
DagasIsa: we shuld and maek evry1 gib us gifs cuz we r l33t!
duochic: n fud 2! cuz we liek nede fud n stuf n prezants r liek teh best thnings evar
DagasIsa: liek cookeezzz we nede liek cookeezzz!!!!!!strawberry!!!!
duochic: zomgz hueg cookeez!!1 maed wit teh choclat n peenut butr n zomgz now im hungree tahnks n00b lololz
DagasIsa: i r no n00b ur teh n00b!!!!!!
duochic: no u r teh n00b!
DagasIsa: no ur teh n00b. ur s0 n00b ur mom haxxored ur pr0n!!!!!! omgwtf!
duochic: yeh well ur so n00b ur mom writs butsex usin ur dad az a modul!11


And then our brains realized the atrocities they created and committed ritual suicide before any more could be made.

Also for those concerned about the Muu in Transit: He is now in Illinois and planning on stopping for the night soon. His cat is not liking her carrier, and he doesn't have much elbow room, but he appears to be talking and breathing still.

Over and out.