Dead Dagas Day

Guest Post: Persei

*pokes limp creator with a stick* Dagas . . . Dagas . . . hey, get over it and stop guilt tripping yourself. This is not the end of the world. Fine, be that way, I'll just write the journal entry for you.

Hello, this is Persei and I will be filling in while Dagas sits limp, in a chair, with her eyes registering no sign of a brain at all and literally looking like the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. No offense, Dagas, but you do look very, very bad right now. So let's embarrass her a little bit.

Hmm . . . *picks up Dagas's notebook* Government? Yeah right. "Sarah Morrison?" Well, she hasta save her good notebooks for other things, so of course free-loading is the best way. Wow, there are actual government notes here, in her handwriting no less. Nice pictures in the margins, well more scribbles than anything, but still . . . can't really speak bad of the brain dead.

Oh look! Dagas has some of our presidential campaign slogans in here, with the added warning that her characters were all created in America:
Persei: He speaks for America . . . and speaks . . . and speaks.
Sekhen: He's got a plan for our nation
Kage: He is being sent for leading our dirt to the new unseeing future.
Inori: She will work for you.
Kaitos: He's NOT a wimp.
Jin: He's no average Joe

Pathetic isn't it? Dagas really has no sense of humor at all. I can't believe she managed to create any character who is even slightly amusing. *flips through pages* Some dumb, hopeless story clips. Less hopeless and dumb they'd be if it weren't for the fact that she's never going to picture them. *squeaks* A picture of Inori on the rampage, powered up and looking ticked. And on the next page that lovely little setdown Inori gave Dagas. Goes to show that you should never choose a conscience who is going to take her job seriously, especially when you've characterized her to be strict and have a temper. Dagas . . . Dagas . . . Dagas, you really are brainless today. Hmm. . . barely started profile for Salazar the Elohim Outcast.

*takes breath and continues* "My body is not strong, my mind not true, my heart not pure, yet there's nothing I can do but put one foot in front of the other and hope for the best," Wow . . . now that's deep, I think. But you know, you gotta take what you can get. Cool! Senior quote candidates. Of course she forgot to submit the picture, so her chosen one probably won't show up. Circled one: "I believe that, with effort, any miracle could be set into motion." Perhaps that's why Dagas is stuck in her ruts. Anything that requires effort -- *raspberries*

Oh look, Dagas's chibi self-portrait she drew in Calculus today. Kinda cute, one of her better pictures. But hey, Where's the frizz? You gotta have frizz. Maybe, she'll scan it in and post it someday. You never know, she really is that self-centered. *looks relieved* Finally the end of the book and some notes on credit cards. Hah consumer ed.

Overall report, perhaps about 10 sheets of this book are dedicated to government. The rest of them seem to be well . . . for nothing really. Just for being bored or preoccupied in class. Oh well . . . too bad.

*continues poking creator* Dagas . . . Dagas . . . I'll keep making fun of you until you wake up and get back at least a point of your IQ. And trust me, I will mock you . . .