The FFXI is full of lulz.

[dagas_isa]

The jist:

Setting: Ru'Avitau Shrine -- Kirin Room

Popper: Everyone back?
LS: *collective backslash*
Popper: OK popping in 3.
Other LS: ZOMG WE CAN ZERG KIRIN BEFORE YOU POP!!!
Kirin: HI THAR STONEGA IV!
Tanks: *die*
LS: OMG GET MORE TANKS IN!
Other Tanks: *die*
Other LS: lol we gonna have to wait 4 hours.
Kirin: Say hello to my little friend.
Seiryuu: Hello. I'm gonna kill your tank. *kills tank*
Melee: Vengence is ours!
Seiryuu: *dies*
Kirin: Oh. Well, how 'bout Genbu.
LS: lolGenbu. *kills*
BLM: Guys... I'm kiting! Look at me!
Kirin: OH YEAH WELL BYAKKO NO TANK!
LS: ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.
Byakko: rawr! I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF A MILLION LOLCATS.
LS: *death all around*
LS (to other LS): All yours.
Other LS: We don't want him.
*discussion*
Oh yeah, I guess we do!!! *steal Kirin*
Kirin: I see what you did there. Have a Suzaku!
Byakko: Howdy Suzaku. Haven't seen you in a while.
Suzaku: *cracks knuckles* inorite! Let's burn the place!
OtherLS: *gasp* *fall over* *die*

Comments

[muusu.livejournal.com]

you are still entirely too amused by that kirin run.
especially the part where the other ls got pwnd by a byakko.
:D
<3
(yes, i'm stalking your LJ at work.
/panic

[dagas-isa.livejournal.com]

I am.
I'm so happy that HNMing isn't repeated humorless days watching flies mate in the Aery.

Though, oh yes, there would be an SOC post on the mating habits of darters.