Computer Wars....

[dagas_isa]

This is almost as random as the whole goldfish incident earlier this night.
Note: Never let me hijack your computer and write your away messages. Something strange will come out.

Kiken Tenshi: ::Corrida(name of my laptop) whacks Dagas' PC with a digital dead fish::
DagasIsa: Catalina sends a plague of locusts on your computer.
DagasIsa: And Catalina is a laptop, I'll have you know.
Kiken Tenshi: then it looks like we're in for a bit of a "cat-"astrophe
DagasIsa: *hisses*
Kiken Tenshi: ::moos::
Kiken Tenshi: o_o;
DagasIsa: *hits Griff's computer*
Kiken Tenshi: ::Corrida- *hits back*
DagasIsa: *puts up Magical Shield*
Kiken Tenshi: *puts up firewall*
Kiken Tenshi: *attacks with....a HERRING!*
DagasIsa: *sends water at the Firewall*
Kiken Tenshi: *Herring absorbs said water*
DagasIsa: *counters with masterful use of a Doubtful Salmon*
Kiken Tenshi: *counter-spells her Doubtful Salmon*
Kiken Tenshi: *by tapping two blue mana*
Kiken Tenshi: ::Magic player....o_o;;
DagasIsa: *counters with a Megatokyo 217*
Kiken Tenshi: *counters the countered-counter with Silent Mobius*
Kiken Tenshi: *follows up with Dead Scream*
DagasIsa: *asks if he's willing to wear the Sailor Pluto outfit to compliment the Dead Scream*
DagasIsa: ^_^
Kiken Tenshi: *tops it off with a Bebop*
DagasIsa: *counters with a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head*
Kiken Tenshi: *eats pancake and throws the Holy Hand Grenade at the bunny*
Kiken Tenshi: bunny go boom
Kiken Tenshi: o_o
DagasIsa: *turns the PC into a cream puff*
Kiken Tenshi: ::casts Naturalize to remove all status effects by tapping one green mana::
DagasIsa: *attacks with a squeaky hammer*
Kiken Tenshi: *attacks with a data disk*
DagasIsa: *wonders where the disk would go*
Kiken Tenshi: *can think of at least ONE place a disk would fit...o_o;*
DagasIsa: really? now where would that be?
Kiken Tenshi: *shoves disk down Catalina's throat*
Kiken Tenshi: there
DagasIsa: my computer has a throat?
Kiken Tenshi: everything has a belly, so to speak, so why not a throat?
DagasIsa: because you never know if said object has had their throat removed due to cance or some such.
Kiken Tenshi: *hurls CDs like shurikens*
DagasIsa: *uses Thumby as a tazer*
Kiken Tenshi: ::casts Reflect on Corrida::
DagasIsa: *Catalina takes x-y damage*
Kiken Tenshi: ::Corrida- *casts Terror on Catalina by tapping three black mana to bury(place in graveyard) target non-black creature*
DagasIsa: *rolls eyes at obscure gaming stuff*
Kiken Tenshi: lol
Kiken Tenshi: *attacks with Hard Drive tech*
DagasIsa: *puts Griff on hold with tech support*
Kiken Tenshi: (technique*)
DagasIsa: *attacks with typoism poison*
Kiken Tenshi: *uses the Spell-check antidote*
DagasIsa: eye sea
DagasIsa: *sends a flying bunch of improperly used homynyms at him*
Kiken Tenshi: *unleashes......the Blaster Virus*
DagasIsa: *yawns*
DagasIsa: *sends the patch*
Kiken Tenshi: *attacks with cyberporn websites!*
Kiken Tenshi: o_o;;
DagasIsa: *threatens to tell Me-chan that Griff knows where to find cyberporn*
Kiken Tenshi: *notes that EVERYBODY knows how to find that stuff*
Kiken Tenshi: *attacks with RAM*
DagasIsa: *goes into pseudo yaoi fangirl mode*
Kiken Tenshi: ::powers up to......Aussie-jin Level 1:: <>_<>
DagasIsa: *hits Griff before he can do so*
DagasIsa: *complains about the logic of DBZ*
Kiken Tenshi: ow...
DagasIsa: ^_^
Kiken Tenshi: ::was just assaulted by a fly...
DagasIsa: *attacks with a flyswatter*
Kiken Tenshi: ::Fly- *goes SPLAT*
Kiken Tenshi: o_o;
DagasIsa: *plays the badger song*
Kiken Tenshi: *plays Duelling Banjoes*
Kiken Tenshi: o_o;
DagasIsa: *asks if he's ever heard the badger song*
Kiken Tenshi: ::shakes head::
DagasIsa: ^_^

I'll post something with more substance later.
Over and out.

[Final Edit: You better appreciate what I've done with this entry Griff!! I've edited it way too much for me not to!]
[Final, Final Edit: Just realized that I wasn't using autoformatting and had to fix the last edit. *is amused*]