Have a meme and something else.

From the intertubes:

Ask me my top five whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). Possibly with pictures.

If someone makes an offer and no one bids, it's still a good deed, right? =P

My offers at help_pakistan:

A fic of at least 500 words. For each $5 over the starting bid, I'll up the minimum by another 500 words.

I actually doubt this will be a problem but I'm capping the minimum at 6000 words.

Meta of at least 1000 words on the topic of the winner's choosing.